NYC man offers oral sex in magazine ‘insert’

Magazine 'inserts' could get a lot more interesting if other people follow the lead of a New York bookkeeper who has been slipping handwritten cards offering oral sex into women’s magazines, complete with his real name and phone number.
 
A card found in a copy of Marie Claire reads: "I am a single white male, 45 years old, 5'9" tall, who wants to give oral sex to a woman, age 18 to 59, any race, ethnicity, nationality, religion. I want to satisfy you carnal lust by giving you powerful orgasms."
 
On the other side is his name, John Westwood, and his phone number, 1 718 446 0424.
 
Brazen Westwood told Gawker that he has been using this technique for about a year, much to the delight of female pranksters.
 
"In the last 11 months I've gotten 116 calls," he says. When asked how many of these calls turned into actual hook-ups, he replied "Zero. To be honest with you, I'm quite surprised how immature grown women are. Most of them take it as a joke... they're goofball calls to one degree or another."
 
Quelle surprise.
 
Incidentally, if you’re dialing from Britain, don’t forget to add two zeros… ·