Kim Kardashian caught up in porn star Twitter picture storm

Red top tales: Prankster claimed Kanye West posted naked picture of KK, sex chamber mistaken for crime scene

LAST UPDATED AT 12:51 ON Thu 14 Jun 2012

KIM KARDASHIAN and Kanye West were swept along in a torrent of Twitter hearsay regarding a naked porn star picture yesterday. Thousands of people retweeted a picture of what appeared to be a naked Kardashian eating a banana. Several Twitter users claimed her boyfriend West had posted the image and then promptly deleted it. But then porn star Amia Miley stepped in and insisted the woman in the picture was her. The question as to why Kanye West would have posted a photograph of a porn star had Tweeters up in arms once more before the rapper's spokesman emailed TMZ to assure them he had never posted the picture and it was "obviously the desperate, sad act of someone seeking to gain media exposure by exploiting Kanye's notoriety”.

SEX CHAMBER MISTAKEN FOR CRIME SCENE
A Swedish woman was left red-faced after her secret sex chamber was mistaken for a crime scene. The woman had set up the secret room in an abandoned military bunker in the town of Nordmaling, on Sweden's east coast, for raunchy romps with a man she was dating. But two fishermen stumbled on the bunker and, after discovering silk sheets, ropes, sex toys and leather items, assumed it was a crime scene and reported it to the police. The woman, described as "a hard-working single mum in her 40s”, came clean about it after the story appeared in Swedish newspapers. "I just wanted to test my limits,” she told authorities and promised to tidy up after herself next time.

MOST DANGEROUS VEGETABLES REVEALED
Pumpkins, turnips and swedes are the most dangerous vegetables, according to a survey published today. The poll found that two-thirds of injuries in the kitchen come from preparing fresh vegetables, such as squash and turnips, which are too tough to cut. In the poll of more than 2,000 people, carried out by online takeaway service Just-Eat, two-in-five participants said they had injured themselves trying to imitate TV chefs when slicing vegetables.

THE DICTATOR ANNOYS TYRANTS
Sacha Baron Cohen's latest film The Dictator has been banned in several countries. Places such as Belarus, Pakistan, Malaysia, Tajikistan and Turkmenistan have barred the movie, in which Baron Cohen plays fictional tyrant Admiral General Aladeen. The Sun claims it has been banned "because of its 'controversial content' and fears it will give real-life tyrants the hump”. A film insider said: "It's mad. The list of countries where it has been blocked from cinemas has grown since it was released... The world's had a humour bypass."

SIEGE AGAINST MAN ARMED WITH CILLIT BANG
A man allegedly armed with a bottle of Cillit Bang held off more than 100 police officers for 19 hours after they descended on his home in Stoke-on-Trent. "Despite his kitchen arsenal of bleach-based products, Richard Jablonski was unable to make a clean getaway,” reports the Daily Mail. The 38-year-old was charged with possession of an imitation firearm with intent to cause fear and violence, but the judge threw the case out after prosecutors failed to offer any evidence. Staffordshire Police insisted that officers had brought the situation to "a safe and peaceful conclusion". · 

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