Sex tape woes for Bernie Ecclestone's daughter Tamara

TAMARA ECCLESTONE, daughter of Formula One billionaire Bernie, dumped her lover after he was caught on film in a "seedy sex romp", reports The Sun. Miss Ecclestone, who is heiress to her father's £2.7bn fortune, had been talking about marrying ex-stockbroker Omar Khyami but was apparently in floods of tears last night after he admitted to the tape. The video was thought to have been filmed in London at his friend's stag do. Omar claims it happened before he was in a relationship with Tamara, adding: "We were all messed up and drunk. I didn't even know what the hell it was.''

BRITS BOTTOM OF WORLD SEX LEAGUE
It really is a case of "No sex please, we're British", says The Sun, after a survey found that Brits make love less frequently than the rest of the world, except Japan. Condom firm Durex polled more than 30,000 people in 37 countries and found that only 55 per cent of Brits have sex at least once a week. Colombia topped the poll, with 89 per cent – while Indonesia and Russia came joint second. The study did, however, find that Brits climax during sex more than the international average. "Quality not quantity", notes The Sun.

GAY RUMOURS DOG 1D FRIENDSHIP
One Direction's Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson have kissed on camera and worn T-shirts saying 'Harry loves Louis' – but now they are fed up that fans think they are gay. Despite Tomlinson's relationship with model Eleanor Calder, fans are so convinced that the boys are a couple they have nicknamed them 'Larry Stylinson'. But Tomlinson hit out this week, pleading for the jokes and rumours to stop. The singer said it is "hard to deal with", reports the Daily Mirror, and adds: "It is actually affecting the way me and Harry are in public."

DAVID HASSELHOFF SPARKS STEALING SPREE
David Hasselhoff has always been a hit with the ladies but even at the age of 60 it seems his fans can't get enough of him. More than 550 cardboard cut-outs of The Hoff have been stolen from outside convenience stores across New England and Florida, reports the Metro. The life-size cut-outs show the former Baywatch star wearing a tight green tank top and drinking an iced coffee as part of a Cumberland Farms advertising campaign - but there are now only 20 of the cut-outs left. The company has asked that anyone with a stolen board lets them know that "Hasselhoff is safe and he's being taken care of".

MARATHON SEX SESSIONS LEAVE SQUID SHATTERED
Marathon three-hour sex sessions leave southern dumpling squid so tired they can't swim, claims the Daily Mail. The long sessions apparently help ensure that their genes are passed on but leave them so exhausted they limp through the water for up to half an hour after mating. The squid have to hide in the sand to escape predators while they recover. Professor Amanda Franklin, of the University of Melbourne, says it suggests they are suffering from "temporary muscle fatigue". ·