Teenager passes out at wedding to cow with whom he had sex

A TEENAGER in Bali who was caught having sex with a cow passed out after being forced to marry the animal in front of hundreds of people. Ngurah Alit, an 18-year-old from the seaside village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana, was caught stark naked behind the cow in a rice paddy field, reports the Jakarta Globe. Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow "had wooed him with flattering compliments". As part of a Pencaruan ritual to “cleanse” the village of the unholy act, he was forced to “marry” the cow. However, it is unclear whether or not he got to say "I do" before he fainted. As part of the ceremony, Alit's new bride was then drowned in the ocean.

JUSTIN BIEBER TOLD OFF BY MUM ON PLANE
Justin Bieber was reportedly told off for swearing by a mother of two in front of a plane full of people. The pop star and his entourage were said to be swearing loudly on a flight from New Zealand to the United States, including "some four-letter selections", before a female passenger stepped in. The lady told him to "stop yelling curse words and using that kind of language on a plane", adding that it was "inappropriate". A source close to Bieber told TMZ that he was completely embarrassed and quickly apologised to the woman. 

TWILIGHT FAN'S EMOTIONAL RANT GOES VIRAL
Kristen Stewart is desperately trying to win back Robert Pattinson after she was caught kissing married director Rupert Sanders. Pattinson is said to be 'devastated and angry'. But the most outraged victim in the aftermath of Stewart's affair appears to be a British Twilight fan who has never met any of the people involved, reports the Sun. Emma Clark posted a four-minute clip of herself slating Stewart for breaking Pattinson's heart. Crying, with snot dribbling down her face, she spirals into hysterics, ranting: "Why, why would you cheat on Robert Pattinson? What's the point of that? What do you stand to achieve?" The video has gone viral with nearly one million people watching it on YouTube.

MAN'S RIFLE FIGHT WITH MOUSE BACKFIRES
A Canadian man who tried to take on a mouse with a rifle has been left with facial wounds and a criminal charge. Dale Whitmell, 40, of Goulais River, Ontario, tried to crush the rodent with the butt of his rifle but didn't realise the gun was loaded. He managed to fire the weapon at himself, luckily only grazing his forehead rather than causing serious injury, writes the The Seattle Times. After he was released from hospital, police charged him for careless use of a firearm. It is not known what happened to the mouse. ·