Tulisa wants to play Anastasia in Fifty Shades of Grey

Tabloid tales: Tulisa makes bid for film role, Lady Gaga loves PG Tips, Newsroom star accidentally tweets topless pic

LAST UPDATED AT 12:52 ON Fri 14 Sep 2012

TULISA has set her sights on the lead role in the film adaption of Fifty Shades of Grey, and hopes Tom Hardy will take the male lead alongside her. When asked if she'd consider playing the raunchy Anastasia Steele she replied: "Oh I'm there! Just introduce me to Christian Grey, seriously." Adding: "I'd like Tom Hardy to play my Christian." The X-Factor judge has made no secret she's a fan of E L James's erotic trilogy. She told the Daily Star: "It's every woman's fantasy... The difference with me is, I admit it."

LADY GAGA INSISTS ON DRINKING PG TIPS
Whilst on tour, Lady Gaga insists on having a supply of PG Tips backstage. According to The Sun, the US singer got a taste for the British tea while touring the UK back in 2009. Since then she has demanded it on her 'rider' - her list of food and drink requests for every concert. Her friend, DJ Lady Starlight, who is on Gaga's current tour, said yesterday: "PG Tips are always on the rider... she makes sure it's on the list, wherever we play." A PG Tips spokeswoman said: "We are delighted Lady Gaga has such impeccable taste."

ALISON PILL'S ACCIDENTAL TOPLESS TWEET
Newsroom star Alison Pill made the mistake of taking a naked picture of herself – and then tweeting the image to her 16,000 followers. The Daily Mail reports the actress, who plays producer Maggie Jordan on the HBO show, blamed technology for the mishap, tweeting afterwards: "Ugh. My tech issues have now reached new heights, apparently. How a deletion turned into a tweet..." However, the topless picture seems to have gone down well as Alison now has over 26,000 Twitter followers. Her fiancé, actor Jay Baruchel didn't seem to mind either. He tweeted: "My fiancée is an hilarious dork."

NAKED MONK TRIPS THROUGH GERMAN WOODS
A naked monk was found wandering through German woods after mistakenly eating psychedelic fruit. A surprised hiker found the disorientated monk stumbling through a Bavarian forest and, after the monk rejected his offer of help and continued to wander aimlessly, called the police. According to the Metro, the monk was out camping in the area when he ingested belladonna berries, which are toxic and cause hallucinations. One of the effects of belladonna poisoning is a burning hot sensation, which would explain why he undressed. The monk is currently recovering back at his monastery. · 

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Please don't let Tulisa play Ana!!! She will ruin the movie.

Tulisa is so wrong to play Ana, but even worse is the thought of the incredibly homely Tom Hardy portraying Christian.

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