Robert Pattinson uses 'drunken DIY' to ease Stewart heartbreak

Tabloid tales: Pattinson's power tool antics, One Direction in squirrel attack, Mila Kunis in Fifty Shades speculation

LAST UPDATED AT 12:29 ON Wed 10 Oct 2012

A PHOTO has emerged of Robert Pattinson embarking on some "drunken DIY" on a night out in New York. According to the Metro, Pattinson "appeared to be taking out his relationship frustration by using a power drill on a wooden table". His friend tweeted the picture of Pattinson's antics, accompanied with the caption: "Memories from last night: #RobertPattinson using #powertools NY never ceases to #surprise." In the picture Pattinson can be seen carving his name into the table using a power drill. His friend later explained the act was "a household tradition".

1D'S NIALL HORAN ATTACKED BY SQUIRREL
One Direction's Niall Horan has been limping around on crutches after injuring his leg – all because of a vicious squirrel. According to the Daily Mail, Horan was "attacked by a squirrel" in London's Battersea Park. The teen heartthrob warned that, although random attacks by squirrels are "rare", "they're dangerous". After the run-in with the furry creature, Horan suffered torn ligaments and had to undergo surgery. He warned fans the injury meant he might not be "as active as usual" at the band's upcoming gigs.

MILA KUNIS TIPPED TO PLAY ANASTASIA STEELE
Mila Kunis has become the latest actress tipped to play the lead role in the Fifty Shades of Grey film. According to The Sun, Kunis's "girl-next-door charm" makes her perfect for the part of "naive" Anastasia Steele in E L James's erotic bestseller adaptation. Kunis, who is currently dating Ashton Kutcher, will also be well equipped to play the raunchier side of Anastasia: she recently received the accolade of 'Sexiest Woman Alive' from men's magazine Esquire. Harry Potter's Emma Watson and Twilight star Kristen Stewart are also rumoured to be in the running for the part.

GOAT KIDNAPPED AND RETURNED WITH PEDICURE
A goat was stolen from a petting zoo, only to be returned hours later with a pedicure. According to the Daily Mail, the owners of the PB Pumpkin Patch in San Diego, California, were surprised one morning to discover one of their goats had a shiny pink pedicure. Surveillance footage showed a woman kidnapping the animal from its enclosure in the middle of the night. However, she brought it back before morning after giving it a makeover. The woman can also be seen jumping over the fence so she can pose for a picture with the bewildered animal, taken by an accomplice. · 

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