Robert Pattinson can't cheer up 'miserable c***' Kristen Stewart
Tabloid tales: Stewart admits she is a 'miserable c***', Kate Middleton performed as Cheryl Cole, Justin Bieber 'naked pics'
KRISTEN STEWART has revealed that not much makes her happy - not even rekindling her relationship with Robert Pattinson. According to the Metro, the Twilight actress describes herself as "a miserable c***". Stewart admitted she doesn't know what cheers her up, saying it could be: "when I'm comfortable and content or when I'm pushing myself to the limits." Earlier this year, it emerged Stewart had cheated on Pattinson with her married Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders. After apologising, she put her foot in it this week by boasting about having "good relationships" with her directors, saying: "I rely really heavily on the director/actor relationship."
KATE MIDDLETON DRESSED UP LIKE CHERYL COLE
On her hen night, Kate Middleton dressed up like Cheryl Cole and even performed the Geordie's single, Fight for this Love. In her new book, My Story, Cheryl reveals the "surreal" moment when Prince William told her about Kate's hen do. Backstage at the Queen's Diamond Jubilee concert, William said: "Did you know you've got a bit of competition?". According to the Daily Mirror, the royal couple then giggled as the duchess admitted she sang Fight for this Love dressed in a body suit, a pair of split trousers, and a peaked hat like Cheryl did in her video. Cheryl said: "She even learned the dance routine and was step perfect by all accounts."
'NUDE PICTURES OF JUSTIN BIEBER' LEAKED ONLINE
Justin Bieber was furious to discover not only had his laptop been stolen but nude pictures from it were apparently leaked on the internet. According to The Sun, the teen heartthrob was on stage in Tacoma, Washington, when a thief broke into his manager's office and stole the computer and his camera. A few hours later naked pictures were circulating on the internet allegedly of Justin. Despite the person in the pictures sporting the same tattoo as Justin, his face is not shown and the photos have been described as fake. But Bieber confused the issue by tweeting: "Sucks when u take personal footage and people don't respect your privacy."
WOMAN RECEIVES TRILLION EURO PHONE BILL
A French woman was left stunned when she received a huge phone bill - for £10 trillion. Solenne San Jos then struggled to convince her telephone provider the bill of €11,721,000,000,000,000, which is nearly 6000 times France's GDP, was a mistake. Solenne said: "I almost had a cardiac arrest! There were so many zeros." But when she contacted the company to tell them there had been an error, Bouygues Telecom insisted a mistake was impossible and the amount would be automatically withdrawn from her account, reports the Daily Mail. After numerous phone calls Solenne eventually managed to discover the real amount she owed: €117.21. ·