Kristen Stewart fears Twitter will lead to her murder

Tabloid tales: K-Stew's death worries, Cheryl gives Katy Perry One Direction dolls, smallest penis competition

LAST UPDATED AT 12:52 ON Mon 15 Oct 2012

KRISTEN STEWART has revealed she fears her fame, and Twitter, mean "someone could kill me". According to the Daily Mail, Stewart fears social media will give a stalker the tools to murder her. Stewart said: "I'm going to die because somebody is going to say where I am and somebody is going to kill me. Someone's going to twitter my location and then it's going to be like, boom." The Twilight actress was bombarded with hate messages and death threats after it was claimed that she had cheated on Robert Pattinson with married Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders.

PERRY RECEIVES ONE DIRECTION DOLLS FROM COLE
Cheryl Cole's early birthday gift to friend Katy Perry is a set of One Direction dolls. The two popstars became friends after appearing on The Graham Norton show and Perry has made no secret of her love for the British boy band. According to The Sun, Cole sent "all five members" because Perry has a "major crush on all of them". Before the MTV Video Music Awards last month Perry tweeted: "If One Direction don't perform on the VMAs I am gonna jump off this ledge!" She then kissed both Niall Horan and Harry Styles on the lips when she presented them with the Best Pop Video award.

IPHONE FOR SMALLEST PENIS
A Danish website is offering the chance for users to win a new iPhone – if they can prove they have the smallest penis. SingleSex.dk wants men to send pictures of their private parts in "rigid mode" alongside a ruler, reports the Metro. Women users of the site will have the opportunity to vote for their favourite and the most popular will also win a prize. Morten Fabricus, the website's owner, hopes the competition will dispel myths about penis size: "There are so many unhappy men out there, who think you have to have a giant penis, but it's not normal to have a huge one."

HULK HOGAN WANTS FBI TO PROBE SEX TAPE LEAK
Hulk Hogan is so angry his sex tape has leaked on the internet he wants the FBI involved. According to the Daily Mirror, Hogan filed a police report in Florida after "the sex tape that no-one wanted to see" emerged earlier this month. However, as the video had crossed state lines via the web it is a federal, not local, police issue, so Hogan's lawyer has now contacted the FBI. Hulk said: "I want a full criminal investigation into who set up the camera and who leaked the tape. They'll be in handcuffs." Rumours allege that Hogan's best friend, Bubba The Love Sponge, could be the culprit. · 

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