Grumpy Robert Pattinson hates being called R-Patz

Oct 25, 2012

Tabloid tales: Pattinson knocks nickname; Jennifer Aniston is 'turned on by' Fifty Shades of Grey

A DISGRUNTELED Robert Pattinson has revealed that he is no fan of his 'R-Patz' nickname. The Sun claims that while promoting the latest Twilight instalment Pattinson said he "would like to break the hands and mouth" of whoever came up with the name. The actor, who has recently reunited with cheating girlfriend Kristen Stewart, or 'K-Stew', also expressed his distaste with the 'Team Edward' and 'Team Jacob' phrases fans use to refer to rival characters in the movies. He said: "It's making it like a sport or something. People can't really watch the films any more... they're thinking about all this other silliness." 

Newly engaged couple Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are apparently already trying for a baby - and are using Fifty Shades of Grey to inspire them in the bedroom. According to Perez Hilton, the pair are using E L James's erotic best-seller "as a means of titillating encouragement" which has left them "at it like crazy". A source said: "Jen and Justin are having the time of their life trying for a baby and Jen has been totally inspired by Fifty Shades". The actress has even acted out some scenes from the book with Justin - "having wild fun with feathers and blindfolds".

Paying someone to slap you in the face is the latest bizarre beauty trend to hit the US. Tata Sombuntham, who was trained in Thailand, is now providing 'face slapping' sessions at her beauty salon in San Francisco for $350 a go, reports the Daily Mail. Sombuntham's husband, Mawan, who co-owns the salon, said the procedure – which apparently erases wrinkles, shrinks pores, and tightens the skin without the need for surgery – "is very serious" and "definitely not rubbish". Other popular beauty therapies in Thailand are 'butt punching', to firm the bottom, and 'breast slapping', to increase the size of the chest.

'I LOST MY PHONE UP A COW'S BUM' has revealed the top ten weirdest phone insurance claims – including someone "who lost his device up a cow's bum". According to The Sun, the farmer was delivering a calf and using his iPhone as a torch when it disappeared up the cow's rear end. Other bizarre attempts to get a free replacement phone include a man who said a "monkey stole his smartphone" at Longleat Safari Park and a dog-walker who claimed a seagull had stolen her Samsung Galaxy right out of her hand. Others wanted broken phones fixed because they had "mistakenly baked it in a Victoria sponge" or "accidentally smashed it on a wall".

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Robert was joking and also seem just jovial in the interview. You people.

WEll he gained a bunch of new names since being a hypocrite and taking back his cheating Girlfriend. R-Pus*y, R-Pansy, R-Putzy, Ect...this guy has officially become the biggesr joke in Hollywood. Good Job Rob