Keira Knightley poses topless and moans about 'fantasy breasts'

Tabloid tales: Keira Knightley's breast woes, London fox 'mugs' woman, Harry Styles can't buy own album

LAST UPDATED AT 13:51 ON Wed 14 Nov 2012

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY has admitted she is angry with Hollywood bosses who altered her boobs for a film poster. In an interview with Allure, for which she poses topless, the actress said she usually finds it funny when her breasts are enhanced for films - except on one occasion when she ended up with saggy breasts. According to the Daily Mail, Knightley admitted she is used to movie executives "pencilling in" her breasts because she "has no tits", but was annoyed when for 2004's King Arthur she was given "strange droopy" ones in a poster. The Pirates of the Caribbean star said: "if you're going to make me fantasy breasts, at least make perky breasts."

LONDON FOX MUGS WOMAN
A woman was recently mugged in Sidcup, south London - by a fox. The mother of two was on her way home from shopping when an "audacious fox" blocked her path, sniffing at her grocery bag. She told the Metro that the fox then started to follow her: "I used my handbag to try and shoo it away, but as I looked round it was on my heel snarling at me." Eventually she managed to escape, but the bushy-tailed bandit managed to steal her shopping: "I ran away and it jumped up and grabbed the bag out of my hand running off with all my food."

HARRY STYLES CAN'T BUY 1D ALBUM
Harry Styles was left red-faced when he tried to purchase his own band's album, because his card was declined. According to The Sun, Styles was trying to boost his record sales by downloading One Direction's new album, Take me home, but his payment method was rejected. The British boyband member admitted on Twitter that he was then left without a copy, tweeting: "Soooo... I went to download our album this morning. And my card got declined. Hahaha!!"

JUSTIN BIEBER'S DRIVING OFFENCE
Justin Bieber is at risk of losing his driving licence after he was given a ticket while driving in Los Angeles on Tuesday. According to the Daily Mirror, the teen heartthrob, who has only recently split from girlfriend Selena Gomez, was pulled over while "cruising" in a Ferrari through West Hollywood. Bieber then posted a picture of the police car on Instagram. It is still unknown for what offence he received the ticket, but it will be his second this year: in July he received a speeding ticket, telling police he had been trying to escape the paparazzi who had been following him. · 

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