In brief: Jerry Springer returns to London

Jerry Springer is back in the West End: five years after Jerry Springer: The Opera caused a rumpus in London (and again when it was shown on BBC2), the talk show host is to join the cast of the long-running musical Chicago - the city where his famous show was recorded......... Comedian Jo Brand is to dress up as Britney Spears to raise money for Comic Relief...... Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol, has declared that abstinence is "unrealistic", publicly going against everything her mother stands for, in an interview with Fox News...... Comedian Lee Hurst has been fined £247 for criminal damage after he smashed a mobile phone belonging to a member of the audience at one of his shows...... Salma Hayek has married billionaire fashion magnate Francois-Henri Pinault in a civil ceremony in Paris......  Andy Burnham has been voted Britain's most fanciable MP by a Sky News poll. The Culture Secretary beat brothers David and Ed Milliband to the top spot who came in at number nine and six respectively...... Mohamed Fayed will not face charges over an allegation of sexual assault brought against him after he was accused of kissing a 15-year-old girl at Harrods in May 2008...... ·