Nick Clegg is a bore - and he’s wrong about the state
Neil Clark: Clegg is a perfect example of Homo politicus - earnest and deadly dull
Nick Clegg is the man of the moment, the politician who has risen from nowhere to lead the Liberal Democrats into power for the first time in the modern era. What a pity he has turned into such a crashing bore.
Yesterday, our earnest and humourless deputy prime minister outlined his plans to "transform our politics". He was not, he assured us, talking about "the odd gimmick or gesture here or there" to make us feel involved, but "the most significant programme of empowerment by a British government since the great reforms of the 19th century". Wow!
Are you excited? No, me neither.
Part of the problem was the subject matter - constitutional reform is a sleep-inducing topic at the best of times. But a large part is Clegg himself. Firstly, there's the big-headedness. Other politicians have introduced significant reforms in the past - but did any of them make such a song and dance about it as Clegg did yesterday?
Clegg's style is horribly didactic. In effect he is saying, "Listen to me and I will tell you why what I'm proposing is going to be good for you".
Then there's the dreadful earnestness. People are never so silly as when they take themselves too seriously and the Lib Dem leader is a case in point. Apart from a feeble line about wearing a purple tie, yesterday's speech was devoid of humour. Constitutional reform is a very serious matter. Repeat after me.
The problem with Clegg is that the more we see of him the more we realise he is not like the rest of us. Can anyone imagine having a pint with Nick, discussing the FA Cup Final? Clegg is the perfect example of 21st century British Homo politicus: earnest, hard-working but deadly, deadly dull.
And is what he is proposing - in his oh so significant reforms - actually such a big deal?
Scrapping ID cards is welcome because it will save us all money. But the idea that having ID cards automatically makes a country less free is absurd. Nearly all countries in continental Europe have ID card systems - the likes of Belgium, Spain and France could hardly be described as repressive police states.
The premise behind Clegg's reforms - that people want the state to withdraw from our lives, and that if it does withdraw we'll all be better off for it - also needs to be questioned. While the state can be overly intrusive - who wouldn't want to see CCTV cameras taken down? - it does provide us with free at-point-of-use health care, reasonable roads, street lighting and law and order.
The other side of Clegg's ambition to roll back the state is further privatisation. Only today it has been revealed that the new coalition intends to sell off the Royal Mail, in state hands since 1516. There is no evidence that the public wants more sell-offs - in fact, they desire the opposite. They want the state to return to running services such as the railways which they did at a much lower cost than their privately-run successors.
The idea that constitutional reform can transform Britain into a fairer society is naïve to say the least. Thirty years of neo-liberalism have transformed Britain into the most unequal society in western Europe.
As the Guardian reported earlier in the year, we live in a country where the richest 10 per cent of the population are more than 100 times as wealthy as the poorest 10 per cent. It's difficult to see how having fixed-term parliaments are going to change all that.
The reality is that whoever holds economic power in any given society, holds political power. If Nick Clegg was really serious about transferring power to the people, his primary focus would be on changing Britain's economy - and not its constitution. ·
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Politics is supposed to be boring. It's about civil infrastructure, budget balancing, etc. I never understood why politicians have to be celebrities.
Good points well made. One might have added also the proposals to 'free up' education and a worrying scheme to create more 'faith schools' â?? in reality 'identity schools' â?? which will, far beyond the other matters Mr Clark mentions, produce the most worrying consequences.
Part of the constitutional reform Nick Clegg refers to includes electoral reform of the Commons as well as the House of Lords. At the last election the Liberal Democrats got 120,000 votes for every one of their elected MPs. By comparison, only 33,000 and 35,000 votes respectively were needed for every Labour and Conservative MP elected.
Exciting? Probably not. Is Nick Clegg big-headed to bang on about it? Certainly not, if you care about democratic representation. Yes, constitutional reform IS a very serious matter.... but perhaps Neil Clark would prefer a song and dance man to an earnest reformer. Wow!
Is'nt it lovely now Broon has gone and back to bonney scotland ? All these other talking heads are on probation to lift our England back from the abyss of nulabour nonsense , they should be given the chance to make a differance.
Yes, of course he's boring - he's a Lib Dem! As those of us who have had to serve with them on a council can testify Lib Dems are also devious, humourless and decidely dull. And, yes, I voted Conservative because I can not only remember the Thatcher years but the mess that preceded them and I long for someone with the same dedication and perseverance to put right the mess we have again inherited from a Labour government.
Neil Clark, this time I think you have goofed up badly. Whether he is boring or not isn't the point. We have volunteers to do some very ugly things to us all and thereby ensure that they will go into political oblivion. Just wait a while........
Of course he is boring. There are so few real differences between the parliamentary clones that the clone wars election reminded me of outtakes of robot annihilation from Star Wars. They can form an alliance because they are so similar - left wing Con and left wing Lib - they all have nice suits and nice hair. Gordon Brown is dour and boring so obviously he is the odd one out. And good riddance too.
You have hit the spot
If your idea of fun is the FA cup final then go for it.
If forging the political future is boring then get out of writing about politics.
Mole, I like you but this is your worst article so far.
Peter Gardiner
Who cares if the guy's a 'crashing bore' - he's running our country, you don't have to go out for a drink with him.
Classic case of 'lets find an angle to slate him on..' Stop bursting the bubble - at least we've got change! 'Are you excited'? Yes, actually I am.
Yes, Clegg is boring and I don't think those who voted Lib-Dem wanted the Tories in either - so he better watch out! Personally think that the Green Party are more in line with most peoples thinking nowadays. I didn't vote for them because I wanted to keep the Tories out - I remember the Thatcher years - so voted for the party I thought had most chance of in our area of keeping them out. Most significant, I think, is that most people voted against the Tories and their policies.
Yes, Clegg does exude a rather dull persona, but most of the changes he proposes are welcome. Unfortunately, they represent no more than the undoing some of the ghastly things NuLab have done to us. So far, I haven't heard anything about restoring the double jeopardy rule, ore restoring in full an accused persons right to silence (the latter, a Michael Howard atrocity).
Obviously, you are wedded to state socialism, and the notion that the gentleman in Whitehall knows what is best - but as far as I am concerned, the more the state keeps out of my way, the better!
You can tell this is written by a socialist supporting media - its all about attacking the person...
....and you're wrong about id cards in the UK - they were unnecessary, very expensive, and a total intrusion into our liberty for no good reason.
So, other countries have them... So what - that doesn't make them of benefit to us or that they will work for us.... why should we follow the herd all the time?
So who would you prefer as DPM? Boris Johnson? Ken Dodd?
You say:"And is what he is proposing - in his oh so significant reforms - actually such a big deal?" But if Labour had been re-elected none of this would be happening. ID cards would remain on course, for example.
"As the Guardian reported earlier in the year, we live in a country where the richest 10 per cent of the population are more than 100 times as wealthy as the poorest 10 per cent. It's difficult to see how having fixed-term parliaments are going to change all that."
Well has anyone said they would? Fixed term parliaments are intended to stop a different problem which is the serious misuse of the right to call elections (effectively) by successive British PMs. It effectively gives more power to Parliament, as elected. Don't you think that is a good thing? Or are you just determined to make lazy, fascetious points?
I disagree that Nick Clegg is a bore, he's an honest man trying to do the best for our nation. Why does the press aways have to knock people, would'nt it be a nice change to applaud people for what they are striffing to do?