The 25 most dangerous bumper stickers

May 6, 2009
Martha Rosenberg

Americans love their bumper stickers. But with people enraged over the tanking economy, some can put you at undue risk:

 

Bumper sticker:

My Other Car is a Mercedes

Who it could offend:

People with same car who see nothing wrong with their car

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Bumper sticker:

Officer this is not an abandoned vehicle

Who it could offend:

People with same car who see nothing wrong with their car

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Bumper sticker:

Don't Like My Driving Dial 1-800-Eat Sh**"

Who it could offend:

People who don't like your driving

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Bumper sticker:

As A Matter of Fact, I Do Own The Road

Who it could offend:

People who don't like your driving

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Bumper sticker:

If You Can Read This You're Too Damn Close

Who it could offend:

People with Don't Like My Driving Dial 1-800-Eat Sh** or As A Matter of Fact, I Do Own The Road bumper stickers

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Bumper sticker:

I Owe, I Owe, So Off To Work I Go

Who it could offend:

The out of work

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Bumper sticker:

We're Spending Our Children's Inheritance

Who it could offend:

The out of work whose parents won't help them

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Bumper sticker:

Made By, Paid For And Driven By An American

Who it could offend:

Outsourcing victims

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Bumper sticker:

Made By, Paid For And Driven By An American

Who it could offend:

Critics of the Detroit bailout

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Bumper sticker:

He Who Dies With The Most Toys Wins

Who it could offend:

Madoff investors

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Bumper sticker:

He Who Dies With The Most Toys Wins

Who it could offend:

95,000 unemployed Wall Street brokers

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Bumper sticker:

He Who Dies With The Most Toys Wins

Who it could offend:

Eight percent of the population that is unemployed

Bumper sticker:
I Support The Right To Arm Bears

Who it could offend:
People who bear arms! Nice knowin' ya

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Bumper sticker:
Jesus. Don't Leave This World Without Him

Who it could offend:
Non Christians

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Bumper sticker:
Jesus. Don't Leave This World Without Him

Who it could offend:
People whose credit cards cut them off

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Bumper sticker:
The Best Man for the Job is a Woman

Who it could offend:
Men

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Bumper sticker:
The Best Man for the Job is a Woman

Who it could offend:
Eight percent of the population that is unemployed

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Bumper sticker:
Why Are You Following Me?

Who it could offend:
People with Don't Like My Driving bumper stickers

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Bumper sticker:
Commit Random Acts Of Kindness And Senseless Beauty

Who it could offend:
People you won't commit the random act of kindness for by letting them in your lane

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Bumper sticker:
Visualize World Peace

Who it could offend:
People you won't visualize world peace for by letting them in your lane

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Bumper sticker:
Solar Power

Who it could offend:
People driving SUVs

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Bumper sticker:
I Passed Calculus

Who it could offend:
People who didn't

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Bumper sticker:
Our Child Is An Honors Student At Tech High

Who it could offend:
People whose kids didn't pass calculus

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Bumper sticker:
I Didn't Take My Meds Today

Who it could offend:
Everyone--but they'll leave you alone

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Bumper sticker:
Support Mental Health Or I'll Kill You

Who it could offend:
People who didn't take their meds today

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