The 25 most dangerous bumper stickers

American bumper stickers

BY Martha Rosenberg LAST UPDATED AT 01:00 ON Wed 6 May 2009

Americans love their bumper stickers. But with people enraged over the tanking economy, some can put you at undue risk:

 

Bumper sticker:

My Other Car is a Mercedes

Who it could offend:

People with same car who see nothing wrong with their car

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Bumper sticker:

Officer this is not an abandoned vehicle

Who it could offend:

People with same car who see nothing wrong with their car

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Bumper sticker:

Don't Like My Driving Dial 1-800-Eat Sh**"

Who it could offend:

People who don't like your driving

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Bumper sticker:

As A Matter of Fact, I Do Own The Road

Who it could offend:

People who don't like your driving

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Bumper sticker:

If You Can Read This You're Too Damn Close

Who it could offend:

People with Don't Like My Driving Dial 1-800-Eat Sh** or As A Matter of Fact, I Do Own The Road bumper stickers

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Bumper sticker:

I Owe, I Owe, So Off To Work I Go

Who it could offend:

The out of work

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Bumper sticker:

We're Spending Our Children's Inheritance

Who it could offend:

The out of work whose parents won't help them

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Bumper sticker:

Made By, Paid For And Driven By An American

Who it could offend:

Outsourcing victims

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Bumper sticker:

Made By, Paid For And Driven By An American

Who it could offend:

Critics of the Detroit bailout

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Bumper sticker:

He Who Dies With The Most Toys Wins

Who it could offend:

Madoff investors

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Bumper sticker:

He Who Dies With The Most Toys Wins

Who it could offend:

95,000 unemployed Wall Street brokers

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Bumper sticker:

He Who Dies With The Most Toys Wins

Who it could offend:

Eight percent of the population that is unemployed

Bumper sticker:
I Support The Right To Arm Bears

Who it could offend:
People who bear arms! Nice knowin' ya

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Bumper sticker:
Jesus. Don't Leave This World Without Him

Who it could offend:
Non Christians

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Bumper sticker:
Jesus. Don't Leave This World Without Him

Who it could offend:
People whose credit cards cut them off

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Bumper sticker:
The Best Man for the Job is a Woman

Who it could offend:
Men

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Bumper sticker:
The Best Man for the Job is a Woman

Who it could offend:
Eight percent of the population that is unemployed

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Bumper sticker:
Why Are You Following Me?

Who it could offend:
People with Don't Like My Driving bumper stickers

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Bumper sticker:
Commit Random Acts Of Kindness And Senseless Beauty

Who it could offend:
People you won't commit the random act of kindness for by letting them in your lane

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Bumper sticker:
Visualize World Peace

Who it could offend:
People you won't visualize world peace for by letting them in your lane

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Bumper sticker:
Solar Power

Who it could offend:
People driving SUVs

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Bumper sticker:
I Passed Calculus

Who it could offend:
People who didn't

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Bumper sticker:
Our Child Is An Honors Student At Tech High

Who it could offend:
People whose kids didn't pass calculus

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Bumper sticker:
I Didn't Take My Meds Today

Who it could offend:
Everyone--but they'll leave you alone

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Bumper sticker:
Support Mental Health Or I'll Kill You

Who it could offend:
People who didn't take their meds today · 

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