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The 25 most dangerous bumper stickers
Americans love their bumper stickers. But with people enraged over the tanking economy, some can put you at undue risk:
Bumper sticker:
My Other Car is a Mercedes
Who it could offend:
People with same car who see nothing wrong with their car
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Bumper sticker:
Officer this is not an abandoned vehicle
Who it could offend:
People with same car who see nothing wrong with their car
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Bumper sticker:
Don't Like My Driving Dial 1-800-Eat Sh**"
Who it could offend:
People who don't like your driving
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Bumper sticker:
As A Matter of Fact, I Do Own The Road
Who it could offend:
People who don't like your driving
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Bumper sticker:
If You Can Read This You're Too Damn Close
Who it could offend:
People with Don't Like My Driving Dial 1-800-Eat Sh** or As A Matter of Fact, I Do Own The Road bumper stickers
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Bumper sticker:
I Owe, I Owe, So Off To Work I Go
Who it could offend:
The out of work
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Bumper sticker:
We're Spending Our Children's Inheritance
Who it could offend:
The out of work whose parents won't help them
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Bumper sticker:
Made By, Paid For And Driven By An American
Who it could offend:
Outsourcing victims
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Bumper sticker:
Made By, Paid For And Driven By An American
Who it could offend:
Critics of the Detroit bailout
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Bumper sticker:
He Who Dies With The Most Toys Wins
Who it could offend:
Madoff investors
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Bumper sticker:
He Who Dies With The Most Toys Wins
Who it could offend:
95,000 unemployed Wall Street brokers
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Bumper sticker:
He Who Dies With The Most Toys Wins
Who it could offend:
Eight percent of the population that is unemployed Bumper sticker:
I Support The Right To Arm Bears
Who it could offend:
People who bear arms! Nice knowin' ya
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Bumper sticker:
Jesus. Don't Leave This World Without Him
Who it could offend:
Non Christians
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Bumper sticker:
Jesus. Don't Leave This World Without Him
Who it could offend:
People whose credit cards cut them off
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Bumper sticker:
The Best Man for the Job is a Woman
Who it could offend:
Men
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Bumper sticker:
The Best Man for the Job is a Woman
Who it could offend:
Eight percent of the population that is unemployed
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Bumper sticker:
Why Are You Following Me?
Who it could offend:
People with Don't Like My Driving bumper stickers
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Bumper sticker:
Commit Random Acts Of Kindness And Senseless Beauty
Who it could offend:
People you won't commit the random act of kindness for by letting them in your lane
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Bumper sticker:
Visualize World Peace
Who it could offend:
People you won't visualize world peace for by letting them in your lane
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Bumper sticker:
Solar Power
Who it could offend:
People driving SUVs
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Bumper sticker:
I Passed Calculus
Who it could offend:
People who didn't
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Bumper sticker:
Our Child Is An Honors Student At Tech High
Who it could offend:
People whose kids didn't pass calculus
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Bumper sticker:
I Didn't Take My Meds Today
Who it could offend:
Everyone--but they'll leave you alone
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Bumper sticker:
Support Mental Health Or I'll Kill You
Who it could offend:
People who didn't take their meds today ·
