Liberals left counting cost of unity as summit affirms marriage as being 'between a man and a woman'
Church leaders from six African countries threaten to walk out if 'godly order is not restored'
Plan to loosen ties between opposing churches more like 'moving into separate bedrooms' than divorcing
Justin Welby suggests accepting gay marriage would mean the Church would be unable to help other victims of oppression
Priest says call for a new pledge allowing atheists to join the Scouts is enough to make him eat his woggle
Unnamed 'insiders' tell media that Archbishop of York is too old, undiplomatic and ill