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And former Gunner Ray Parlour wants Wenger to sign Wayne Bridge to strengthen defence
Robert Mancini to buy Belgian playmaker in January and then loan him back to Lille until May
Real are inconsistent and Thierry Henry could be back to support the Dutchman, says Keown
Two more goals from Robin Van Persie help lift Gunners – but Wenger is centre of attention