Mourinho egg metaphor has papers scrambling for puns

First Reaction Wed 18 Sep, AT 10:52

Reporters line up to crack bad jokes after Chelsea boss compares his players to 'beautiful eggs'

Rooney ultimatum: Mourinho gives Man Utd striker 48 hours

Match Report Tue 27 Aug, AT 08:19

Chelsea boss livens up 0-0 draw by telling striker Rooney to make up his mind over transfer

Mourinho rolls back the years in touchline duel with Lambert

Talking Point Thu 22 Aug, AT 13:00

Days into the season and the Chelsea boss has proved that a leopard can't change its spots

Mourinho love-in at the Bridge as Chelsea ease past Hull

First Reaction Mon 19 Aug, AT 11:32

The Special One returns to his old stomping ground and milks the applause as Chelsea start with a win

Premier League: Chelsea to win the title, Arsenal fifth

Preview Fri 16 Aug, AT 11:03

Who'll win the race for Premier League title and Champions League qualification? Our top six predictions

Rooney to demand transfer: is he making a massive mistake?

Talking Point Tue 6 Aug, AT 10:48

Striker expected to submit transfer request in effort to force through a move to Chelsea

Mourinho warns Chelsea: I don't want to win Europa League

One-Minute Read Tue 16 Jul, AT 15:35

Special One has a dig at Benitez and calls last year's trophy a 'big disappointment'

BT

Sky war on BT as it grabs plum Man Utd TV games

One-Minute Read Thu 11 Jul, AT 11:33

Broadcaster aims to undermine new rival's launch by hogging the biggest games at the start of the season

Ancelotti, Zidane... and Clement: English coach joins Real Madrid

Profile Thu 27 Jun, AT 10:35

Paul Clement has gone from Battersea Park to the Bernabeu after becoming Ancelotti's key liuetenant

Mourinho 'under investigation' by Spanish tax authorities

First Reaction Wed 26 Jun, AT 11:15

First Lionel Messi, now Chelsea boss caught up in Spanish clampdown

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