Reporters line up to crack bad jokes after Chelsea boss compares his players to 'beautiful eggs'
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Days into the season and the Chelsea boss has proved that a leopard can't change its spots
The Special One returns to his old stomping ground and milks the applause as Chelsea start with a win
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Striker expected to submit transfer request in effort to force through a move to Chelsea
Special One has a dig at Benitez and calls last year's trophy a 'big disappointment'
Broadcaster aims to undermine new rival's launch by hogging the biggest games at the start of the season
Paul Clement has gone from Battersea Park to the Bernabeu after becoming Ancelotti's key liuetenant
First Lionel Messi, now Chelsea boss caught up in Spanish clampdown