What on earth possessed former Arsenal full-back to think that joining Twitter would ever go well?
Blues fork out £38m for Porto striker, Arsenal target Yann M’Vila crocked in friendly
'My blood is blue' says Ivorian striker after ten trophies in eight years at Stamford Bridge
Roberto Di Matteo is not guaranteed the manager's job after Champions League win
New ground plans could produce "one of the most iconic stadiums in the world"
Newcastle victory means Chelsea will probably have to win Champions League this month to qualify for next year
Wins for Chelsea and Spurs, but relegation candidates QPR and Blackburn are abject
Or will the coach who's made Barca the dominant team in Europe take a well-earned sabbatical?
It will go down as one of our best nights, says Terry after dogged defence keeps Messi and co at bay
'Underdogs' Chelsea meet Barcelona tonight after Bayern Munich enjoy 2-1 victory over Real Madrid