Jokers line up to poke fun at Manchester United striker after he lashes out at club
David Moyes' 'understudy' comments push Rooney to brink – but will Chelsea pay £80m for him?
Striker has dropped down the pecking order at Old Trafford, but will they let him leave?
Arsene Wenger goes coy, but Jose Mourinho makes his feelings known about Rooney
Gunners still keen on Uruguayan striker and is Wenger about to move for Fabregas?
Arsenal back in yellow for the first time since 2009 as transfer gossip stars show off Spurs' new look
Confusion at the Emirates after Suarez bid as Chelsea continue to chase Wayne Rooney
So far the Gunners have signed an unknown striker, but no deals for Higuain, Rooney or Jovetic
Gunners new recruit Yaya Sanogo arrives on a free transfer as Chelsea eye El Shaarawy, Torres swap
New manager arrives with controversial stationery but unhappy England star is more of a worry
The Gunners keen on Chelsea striker, and have also opened the bidding for Man Utd forward
Man United forward determined to quit Old Trafford and Gunners are front of the queue
Gunners favourites to sign Real Madrid striker, Moyes set for Rooney showdown talks
Barcelona join Rooney queue, Man U and Chelsea want Cavani, Arsenal face Fellaini wage demands
Gunners set to make Real Madrid striker their record signing, but Usmanov wants more
Arsenal ready to spend on Portuguese winger and make £25m bid for Real striker Gonzalo Higuain
After years of penny-pinching, Gunners' chief exec is ready to spend and wants Wenger to stay
Fancy new collar and go-faster stripes on the socks - perhaps Rooney will stay for a new kit like this