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Mustique in lockdown to stop tourists photographing Middletons
It must be true – it's in the Sunday papers: from the Middletons' Mustique security lockdown to Walliams's Cowell put-downs
MUSTIQUE, the exclusive Caribbean island, is under security lockdown while Pippa Middleton and her family - including Kate and Prince William - holiday there, according to The Mail on Sunday. Fellow visitors have been told they cannot use the island’s ‘mules’ - souped-up golf carts - to travel to dinner at the island’s two hotels in case they try to take photographs of the Middletons. Instead, they must use vehicles provided by the venues...
MEANWHILE, The Sunday Telegraph has been avidly reading Pippa’s party paraphernalia website. “Faced with spending Valentine’s Day alone, after reportedly splitting up with her long-term boyfriend, Alex Loudon, Pippa Middleton has come up with a seductive plan to ‘spread the love’,” the paper reveals. Apparently her website carries a piece which suggests throwing a Valentine-themed party for a few friends...
DAVID WALLIAMS has given Simon Cowell a taste of his own medicine during the filming of /Britain’s Got Talent/, where he is appearing as a judge alongside the show’s creator. The Sunday Mirror reports that at one point, when the panel were discussing whether the Queen would like one of the acts, Walliams piped up: “Don’t worry, they’re not talking about you Simon”...
THE SEVEN-YEAR marriage of Heidi Klum and Seal is thought to be over. The Mail on Sunday reports that the German model, 38, will file divorce papers this week, citing “irreconcilable differences”. British singer Seal has not commented, but a message posted on his Twitter page on Friday read: “The End”…
THE MAKERS of the new James Bond film have been accused of “cashing in on people’s grief “ by the Royal British Legion for a “cynical” scene thought to be inspired by the repatriations of dead British soldiers in Royal Wootton Bassett. The scene in /Skyfall/, directed by Sam Mendes, features Judi Dench as ‘M’, according to The Sunday Telegraph...
THE BBC forced TV astronomer Professor Brian Cox to fill out a risk assessment form before attempting to discover aliens on a TV programme, the Sunday Mirror reports. “The BBC had to look through its ¬editorial guidelines and see what its instructions were if we did discover aliens,” he said. “There was a sort of health and safety form to fill in. It could trigger riots!” ·
