Quotes: 
Name: 
Paul Heaton, quoted in The Daily Telegraph
Body: 
“Just remember, if she looks young to you / You sure look old to her.”
Name: 
Christina Patterson in The Independent
Body: 
“Irony is the icing on the cupcake. It isn’t ever, and wasn’t meant to be, the bread and cheese and wine.”
Name: 
George Bush Snr’s favourite joke, quoted in The Los Angeles Times
Body: 
“How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tits a lot.”
Name: 
Simon Jenkins, quoted in The Independent
Body: 
“The pleasure of the past is the pleasure of illusion.”
Name: 
Lynne Truss, quoted in The Daily Telegraph
Body: 
“In the family of punctuation, where the full stop is daddy and the comma is mummy, and the semicolon quietly practises the piano with cross hands, the exclamation mark is the attention-deficit brother who gets over-excited and breaks things and laughs too loudly.”
Wednesday, April 23, 2014 - 12:15am